Insult jokes
Your mum!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Memes
Silly Sonka’s Valentine’s Day *vomit sound* Card
Beans, your mum is fat!
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.