Insult jokes

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

🌵funking prick!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

What operating system do Indian scammers use?

"Window licker XP."

Your face.

Your mum!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Political correctness has gone too far! You have to say "cognitive decline" rather than "Alzheimer's ridden shitbag"!

You're a bish, and you are too!

Fuck nugget!

Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.