Insult jokes

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

What do you think of your mom? I can do it.

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

What goes in soft and comes out hard?

Gum, you whore!

Wanna hear a joke?

YOUR MOM!

OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

You're an apple. Now suck my dick!

"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

I fucked your mum!

You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.

Suck my butts, queer.

Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"