Insult jokes
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Memes
When some1 talks shit about you, simply say, "I'm surprised that your teeth aren't brown from all the shit talking you do"
I fucked your mum!
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
Suck my butts, queer.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
Your mom gay.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Eat my butt.
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
🌵funking prick!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.