Insult jokes
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Your nan's gay.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.