Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Beans, your mum is fat!
