Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Insult Jokes
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
Your mom.
You are so dumb.
You got a pig head!
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Beans, your mum is fat!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
