Insult jokes
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
You are so dumb.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣
Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!