Insult jokes
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Memes
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
You are the gayest.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama joke.