Insult jokes

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Where's your off button?

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

I’m a paki nonse.

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?

My enemy: Uh, no, why?

Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!