Insult jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
You stink!
Yo momma so fat!
Memes
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Make like your hairline and scram!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.