Insult jokes

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Yo momma so fat!

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

You (DYM 23).

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

Your d*** size...

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."