Insult jokes

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Suck your mom. ☺️

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

You learn from mistakes!

That's why you're an only child!

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

Ur mom fat lol.

Me: What’s that girl’s name from Phineas and Ferb, the sister?

Crush: Candice.

Me: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Crush: *slaps me, walks away*

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

“In yo mama.”

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.