Insult jokes
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
You stink!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
"Poo heads."
Yo momma so fat!
You (DYM 23).
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."