Insult jokes
You're a big Z!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I’m a paki nonse.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.