Insult jokes
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
You are the gayest.
Yo mamma sucks!
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.