Insult jokes
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
Your d*** size...
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Joe Mama!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your mom dot com.