Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Insult Jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
