Insult jokes
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
I’m a paki nonse.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.