Insult jokes

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

I’m a paki nonse.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

"There is no way you can fit in there."

"Says who?"

"Your mom."

"When?"

"Last night."

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.

Question:

Did you hear the one about MAGA people?

Answer:

It "sucks" just like they do!