Insult jokes
Make like your hairline and scram!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!