Insult jokes
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Memes
Your mum gay, lol.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Yo momma!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!