Insult

Insult jokes

Look

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Hair

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Day

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Orphan

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Nut

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Orphan

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Cow

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.