Insult jokes

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.

Your mom dot com.

"COVERBITCH, your worthless."

You're a big Z!

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Your mum gay, lol.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.