Insult jokes
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
F*ck you.
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You suck.
Your mom gay.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Ur face.
You are a joke.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!