Insult jokes
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Ur mom gay, lol.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.