Insult jokes

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

My friend: You're ugly.

The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

You stink!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

"Poo heads."

Yo momma so fat!

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."

You (DYM 23).

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Spy: Hahaha.

Me: What?

Spy: Time to pick up your mother.

Me: Oh no....

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Your d*** size...