Insult jokes
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.