What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Insult Jokes
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Yo momma!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Ur mom gay, lol.
Your mum lol teehee!
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
