Insult jokes
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I’m a paki nonse.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!