Insult jokes
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
Ur mom gay lololololololol.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
Ur mom.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Random guy: "Go suck a D*ck!"
Me: Nah, I'd rather suck a 9mm.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
Eat my butt.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?