Insult jokes

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."