Insult jokes
What do you call a bitch? A dumbass, hahahahaha.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.
This joke is short... like your dick!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
If I'm ugly, at least I'm not you.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&