Insult jokes
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Your life.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
You're gay, lol.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Suck my butts, queer.
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
"Ur Mater."
You're gay.
If you read this.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
What does Trump stand for?
Trump Runs Underneath My Penis.