Insult jokes
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
"Ur Mater."
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Dick muncher.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"