Insult jokes
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Ur mom gei.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
You really gay. No questions added.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.