Insult jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"

Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"

Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!

Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?

A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"

Your mum gay, lol.

Ya mums, ya dad.

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.