Insult jokes
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
I fucked your mum!
Nick sucks dick.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL