Insult jokes
FUCK OFF GULLER!
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You suck!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
"Kill yourself."
"Kill me yourself, pussy."
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
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Your dad's a cunt.
Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Dick muncher.
My dad is a pussy.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
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Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
Y'all smell like ass!
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
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Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Fuck you!
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.