Insult jokes

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.

What do you call a pig in a blanket?

My wife on a cold day.

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Bully: "Nobody loves you."

Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

Your mom's asshole.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Jimmy: Your mom is gay.

Me: No, you.

Jimmy: I have no mom.

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama's ass is maddddd crusty!

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Yo momma so fat!

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.