Insult jokes

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?

steamed vegetables.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."

Student: "But!"

Teacher: "Is something missing?"

Student: "Your parents!"