Insult jokes
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Ur mom gay dab.
I will mummyfry you!
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You are so ugly my man died.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!