Insult jokes
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Beans, your mum is fat!
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@M3GAN fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucufkcucufkcuckfucufkcufcfufkcufkcuckfucufkf you
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*