Insult jokes
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Your hairline!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
You
You
You're the cow.
Ur mum gay.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Yo mama!
Your mom.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
Ya mums, ya dad.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.