Insult jokes
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
You have more chin than brain cells!
Fuck you and your shitty family!
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
You stink!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Ur mom gei.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Joe Mama!
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
din mamma
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.