Insult jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Where's your off button?
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
"Curry muncher!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.