Insult jokes

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A chopping board.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

Why did the man get run over?

Ur mom XD

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.