Insult

Insult jokes

If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.