Insult jokes
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Your dad's a cunt.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.