Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Yo mama joke.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke and i burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand up comedian.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
