Insult jokes
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
🌵funking prick!
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."