Insult jokes

Yo mamma sucks!

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

Beans, your mum is fat!

You suck.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

Y'all smell like ass!

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"