Insult jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Suck my balls!
Make like your hairline and scram!
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Ur mom is emo.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣