Insult jokes

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Yo mama is Obama.

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."

A person could build a playground with your mood swings.

You are so dumb.

You got a pig head!

Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Sissy Baka

Bitch

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."