Insult jokes

Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."

Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"

Someone: . . .

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Rot in hell?

More like nasty-ass thot in a well.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

What do you call people from Paris?

Parasites.

My brother: What are you looking at?

Me: A mistake.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.