Insult jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You smell!
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
"Your ass must be jealous of all that shit that comes out of your mouth."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Jesus was drinking when he made you.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You are fat.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!