Insect jokes
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
I got jump scared because I took down a post it on my door and there was a dead insect, like a really big insect, on it lol
Who understands this lame joke?
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀