Insect jokes
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
I got jump scared because I took down a post it on my door and there was a dead insect, like a really big insect, on it lol
Who understands this lame joke?
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀