Insect jokes
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"