Insect jokes
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl? If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"