Insect jokes
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What do you call bees that produce milk?
Boo-bees!
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.