Insect jokes
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Maggot.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!