Insect jokes
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Memes
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Maggot.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.