Insect jokes
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Maggot.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.