Insect jokes
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?"
The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room."
"You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."
A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect."
"Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"