Insect

Insect jokes

Mosquito Net

    • If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

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    • Bee

    • According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

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    • Insect memes

    Fly

    • A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

    Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

    The French: "But how did you do it?"

    The Italian: "I killed one."

    The German: "So what?"

    The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

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    • Brick

    • One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

    The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

    A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

    The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

    Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

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    • Grasshopper

    • A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"

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