Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Insect Jokes
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Maggot.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
