Insect jokes
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.