Insect jokes
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"