Insect jokes
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
I put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it, but instead I got bit by ants.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"