Insect jokes
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
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How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
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OKAY.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!