Insect jokes
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
Q: Why did the father throw butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Eat cockroaches.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.