Insect jokes
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"