Insect jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Eat cockroaches.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!