Insect jokes
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Maggot.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work…
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What bee doesn’t fly properly?
Kobe.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"