Insect

Insect Jokes

Beetle

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"

Bee

These are bee puns.๐Ÿ

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!๐Ÿ

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.๐Ÿ

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Fly

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?

A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"

Worm

Whatโ€™s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tailโ€”itโ€™ll be delighted!

Ant

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because its uncles were all aunts!

Bee

What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?

A fumble bee.

Bee

Why are bees' hair always sticky?

Because they use a honeycomb...

Pool

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿœ pool.

Book

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

Driver

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

Moth

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

Bee

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Bee

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"