Insect jokes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"