Insect jokes
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.