What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck, when a dildo thumps the windshield. To protect little johnny's innocence he says, "that was a insect." Little Johnny replies," I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
