Insect jokes
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Eat cockroaches.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Memes
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"