INS jokes

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    • Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.

    Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE

    Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!

    Asia

    • God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.

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    • Superman

    • So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."

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    • INS memes

    Hillary

    • If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

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    • Priest

    • A priest walks into a wine store.

    "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."

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    • Pussy

    • What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

    Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

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    • Suicide

    • This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

    Shooting

    • I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

    Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

    You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

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    • Emo

    • If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

    Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.