INS jokes
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
In Soviet Russia,
You love Chinese and hate Chinese.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.