INS jokes
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.