INS jokes

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?

Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...

Candice everyone: Candice?

Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.

There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.