INS jokes
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.