INS jokes
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
The Tupperware people came to our house. They asked my wife, "Where's the kitchen?"
Sorry, I have only lived here for 3 months, but my jewelry is upstairs in my jewelry box located in my bedroom.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.