INS jokes
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
We are gonna crush you in the try not to laugh.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.