INS jokes
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."