INS jokes

I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.

We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.

I thought I showed a lot of balls.

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!

Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "

". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"

Divorce is scheduled for next month.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.

Where did the chef put the disease?

In Ebola.

Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!

Why can't orphans convert to Catholicism?

Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one!

Do not roast. *sigh in depression*

They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.

Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for it being black.

HOLY CRAP!!!

Crap with holes in it.

Get it? HOLE - Y?