INS jokes
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Pop in the toilet.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”