INS jokes
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.