INS jokes
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
Smoking a fag in the UK means to smoke a cigarette.
Smoking a fag in the USA means to kill a homosexual.
Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.
After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"
Mom found a mirror in the garden and said, "I'll show you a real picture!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!