INS jokes
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.