INS jokes
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there are 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didn't they warn us?
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
HK fans get only
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.