INS jokes
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.