INS jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.