INS jokes
You know why Elmer Fudd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods? Because Bugs Bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"