INS jokes
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.