INS jokes
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Do you know Candice?
"Candice balls" fit in yo mouth.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."