INS jokes
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.
The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
I'm going to hang myself in the bathroom at school and put a note telling kids that I'm a piñata.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.