INS jokes
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
new years be like in my house
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."