INS jokes

Don't you feel an empty feeling...

IN YOUR SKULL!

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.

Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Why is the number 10 always scared?

Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.