INS jokes
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.