INS jokes
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.