INS jokes

What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?

Bathbomb.

Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?

Why can't orphans score in baseball?

They can't find home.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Yo momma so ugly she scares herself when she looks in the mirror.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.

"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

What did the other traffic cone say to the other?

"Look away, I'm changing!"

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

What is long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?

Nail one hand to the ground...

How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.