INS jokes

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.

Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.

He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

Did you know that the "F" in orphan stands for family?

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Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.