INS jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Don't you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.