INS jokes
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.