INS jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I entered Kian's house. At the top of the stair, I was greeted by my greatest fantasy, JOHN. He said in a manly tone, "Hello there." I walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back. As I walked past his room, I felt uneasy. I walked into Kian's room to find no one. I turned around and gasped. John is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer. He pushed me onto Kian's bed. The bed was that bad it broke as I fell onto it. John says, "A broken bed is nothing to worry about." I look up at him in disbelief, he's more masculine than I thought. He thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch. He then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point I knew it was too late John, the fart he ripped (sticky to the touch) had me so in shock I wasn't ready for what was next, he picked and jumped on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadly, sticky to the touch fart I'd ever seen, it knocked me out. I awoke to find I was in the WALLS. I looked out to find I was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, I fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, I heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" I then knew I was in for some Kian treats.
The end
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."