INS jokes
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!