INS jokes
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.