INS jokes
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!