INS jokes

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

What does a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both scrape the cheese out of the box for a nice snack.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.

The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.

Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

To keep all the vegetables fresh.

----> [] get in the door.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

They're both hookers.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?

Steamed veggies!