INS jokes
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.