INS jokes
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.