INS jokes

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Muffin

    • There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

    The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

    Wheelchair

    • I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

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    Doctor

    • Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.

    So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!

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    Insult

    • 1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

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    Death

    • What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

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    • Attack

    • Why did my dad cross the road?

    To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

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    Kid

    • I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

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    Condom

    • Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

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    • Fart

    • So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

    My dad starts laughing at me.

    Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

    Me: “Why dad?”

    Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

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