INS jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Rianbow friends ref
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
What are the first four letters of the alphabet?
Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."
Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"
Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
Next day...
Student: I know the alphabet.
Teacher: OK, go on.
Student: "You need a haircut."
Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?
Student: "Yes! Get in!"
Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?
Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."
*In headteacher's office*
Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?
Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.