INS jokes
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.