INS jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.