INS jokes
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
My stepdad took me to work, and he told me I could climb trees.
I woke up in a hospital. Wait, did I mention that my stepdad was a lumberjack?
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!