INS jokes
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.
This is SLIGHTLY wrong
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What's the first rule of Wank Club?
Don't shake hands with anyone else in Wank Club.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.
The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like your's belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"