INS jokes
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
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If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.