INS jokes

Fire

    • There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.

    When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.

    She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"

    54 students died that day.

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    Mom

    • Doin your mom doin doin your mom

    You know we straight with doin your mom

    I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!

    I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

    Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

    But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.

    I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

    She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.

    Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

    So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

    I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.

    I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.

    She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

    How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

    Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

    She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

    Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young

    To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.

    Doin your mom doin doin your mom

    You know we straight with doin your mom

    I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.

    You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.

    We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.

    She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.

    But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.

    Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef

    And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol

    But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

    She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.

    Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.

    She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest

    She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

    She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness

    I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.

    I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song

    Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.

    Doin your mom doin doin your mom

    You know we straight with doin your mom

    I'm havin' sex with your mother

    That makes me better than you.

    I'm havin' sex with your mother

    That makes me better than you.

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    • Relationship

    • Who’s stronger in a relationship, a man or a woman? A woman, because it takes six men to carry him to his grave; it only takes one woman to put him there.

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    • Grandma

    • Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.

    Body

    • I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.

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