INS jokes
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.