INS jokes
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do orgasms and pulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.