INS jokes
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.