INS jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

A. Because it has a silent pee.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?

Kermit in a car crash.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Orphans

The “F” in orphan stands for family.

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Let's have toast in the bath.

The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.

But there is no F.

You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?

You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.