INS jokes

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

Did you know that the "f" in "orphans" means family?

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.

Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?

A: An American.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Wait, there is no F. (F)

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.