INS jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
That one stupid kid in class :
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.