INS jokes

Shooter

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.” “I still don’t get it,” responded Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then...good night,” said Little Johnny and went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, “OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!”

Africa

Ya momm · 5 years ago

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

Life

Depression4thewin · 6 years ago

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Sweat

I'm outa here · 5 years ago

I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.

Strike

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sad looking Mario is sitting on a gray staircase. On top of the image, there is a list of situations, such as "When there's no strike in the counter," "when there's no battle on the front," "When the Ark doesn't survive," "When the mine doesn't craft," "When the titans aren't falling," "When the cause isn't just," "when the duty doesn't call," and "When the residents aren't evil."

INS memes

Stephen Hawking

SH · 8 years ago

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”